darkdanc3r: (dragondancer)
2017-02-03 08:29 pm

Please help

Not sure how many will see this, but I'm begging for help. My partner and I have been trapped on a friend's couch for the last six months trying to get a new start after moving. We were okay where we were but for my partner's health getting increasingly bad. We're trying now to get an apartment, but the deposits and everything are more expensive out here than we're used to. I've got a GoFundMe account set up, and every little bit helps. Please help us, sofa beds were not designed for months of continual use!




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2014-12-31 07:09 am
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Listy thing of my own

I see many lists, and maybe having one of my own will help. Don't worry, this isn't required reading, I just want a 'physical' copy that won't be eaten by the cats.

Things what need doing this year )

Things I'd like to do )

I'm sure there are more things than are listed, but it's a start.
darkdanc3r: If high velocity ambush squid is wrong, then I don't want to be right. (Ambush Squid)
2014-10-26 11:21 am
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Dear Yule!writer

I'm so sorry this was delayed! Real life decided to chew on my laptop.

Transformers: G1 )

Black Jewels )

Young Wizards )

St. Trinian's )
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2013-12-31 11:13 pm
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The upcoming year

So, I'm not making any resolutions or goals for this upcoming year, I don't think. I had resolutions at the end of 2012, and didn't follow through on any of them, so I'm just going to go with it this year. My girlfriend agreed to marry me eventually, and my 'children' are healthy. I think I'm still employed, and I am essentially physically healthy. I will walk into the new year with that knowledge in my hands, and hope for the best.
darkdanc3r: (Default)
2013-07-31 02:59 pm

Meer!

So, I haven't been online here in quite some time. Mostly because I haven't really felt like I've got anything to say. Now, however, I have things! Actually, I have one thing. Behold!



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2013-04-18 11:46 am

See, I'm still alive. And I have fic.

Title: And When the Daylight Comes
Author: DarkDanc3r
Word Count: 1358
Rating: PG
Universe: G1 AU, as yet unnamed
Characters: Thundersquall/Stormwind/Starfall
Disclaimer: Not mine, likely never will be. I'm just playing in Hasbro's sandbox.
Summary: There's war on the horizon, and mechs have to change to meet the challenges they face.
A/N: This story was initially inspired by the song Daylight by Maroon 5. I wouldn't exactly call it a song fic. It just came about because my brain is evil. See the end of the fic for more information.
Warning: Crossdressing (it makes sense, I promise)

Note: Fic is posted to my A03 account, and title will take you to story.
darkdanc3r: courtesy of PellimusPrime on LJ (WTF - Prowl)
2012-01-25 10:26 pm

Decepticon by nature, aparently. :)


Take the Fun Personality Test @ NerdTests.com


INTJs are solid, competent personalities who may seem aloof and even arrogant, but who are typically highly skilled in any field which interests them. INTJs are confident in their skills and knowledge, self-assured, and imaginitive; their exceptional problem-solving skills make them ideal architects, auto mechanics, and tools of the evil empire. While it requires the driving will to conquer of an ENTJ to imagine the Death Star and the evil genius of an ENTP to invent its devastating weapons systems, the skill and technical prowess of the INTJ is what makes the whole thing work.

The INTJ sees life as a problem to be solved. For that reason, the INTJ is the person a company brings in from the outside to streamline production processes and identify redundant assets for termination. The INTJ's combination of analyticial problem-solving skills and complete and utter disregard for the morality or consequences of his actions also make him ideal for the job of hatchet man, CIA operative, and helpdesk operator.

RECREATION: INTJs are often baffled by the strange and incomprehensible recreational rituals of other people, such as going to parties, watching television, and having sex. Instead, they prefer to spend their leisure time installing twin missile launchers in their cars to deter tailgaters and playing chess with megalomaniac CEOs of the Tyrell corporation.

COMPATIBILITY: Silly person, INTJs don't have relationships! They may, however build their own friends.
darkdanc3r: courtesy of PellimusPrime on LJ (Thinky Prowl)
2011-06-06 01:34 am

Rare Pairing Challenge response

Title: Falcon wings
Rating: PG
Series: G1
Pairings: Prowl/Skywarp
Summary: Jets aren't the only ones to live by their wings.
Warnings: NA
Disclaimer: Only the idea is mine. The mechs belong to people with far more influence.
Authors Notes: For the tf_rare_pairing June Challenge prompt – a picture. Shorter than I wanted. A lot shorter.


The terrestrial bird of prey was one of the few creatures worthy of a Seeker's attention. )
darkdanc3r: If high velocity ambush squid is wrong, then I don't want to be right. (Ambush Squid)
2011-05-09 12:54 pm

In which DD thinks outside the box

So, I'm tired of never having the right sized loom for what I do. The commercial ones are too short or narrow, and the big one that was a gift to me from my favorite art teacher and friend currently has a project on it that I'm not willing to pull.

So I got creative )
darkdanc3r: (10 second cop)
2011-05-04 09:42 pm

Only Non-Spoilerly Review I can post

!!!!!!!OMFG!!!! *FLAIL*

Brought to you today by DD's first viewing of Fast Five.
And a Mt. Dew slushie and cotton candy
 
darkdanc3r: RaE cat style (Eh?)
2011-04-20 07:51 pm

DD learns a lesson

Fact: Cats are carnivores
Fact: Wheat noodles are not made of meat.
Assumption: Leaving the pot of undercooked noodles on the stove until they could be disposed of properly ought to be fine.

Conclusion: There are half-eaten noodles all over the apartment.
darkdanc3r: (Last Unicorn)
2011-03-01 08:58 am
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Mighty Hunter Video

Sorry it's not the best quality - cell phone camcorders can only do so much.
And yes, that is my kitten Bumblebee on the futon in the living room.

darkdanc3r: You're too stupid to save. (Beyond Saving)
2011-02-15 04:12 am
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Massive Karmic Debt or Cursed

As if I needed more proof, my karmic debt/curse struck again today. I received one of the best Valentine's Gifts ever: my acceptance letter to grad school. I was elated, bouncy, delighted that something was working out for once.

It was not, as usual, to last. )

I don't know what I've done or who I've pissed off, in this life or any other, but it must have been something massive.

I just wish they'd stop taking it out on my car. I'm pretty sure she's innocent.
darkdanc3r: If high velocity ambush squid is wrong, then I don't want to be right. (Ambush Squid)
2011-02-04 02:17 pm

i Survived Snowmageddon 2011

Plenty of pictures online already of what is being named 'Snowmageddon 2011', but I figured I'd throw in my two cents anyway.

4 relatively large pictures under the cut )



On a completely relevant side note, it is a good idea to make sure that there is sufficient space behind the car for the exhaust to get out. Otherwise, you'll give yourself carbon monoxide poisoning when it comes up from under the car and blows into your face while you're trying to clear off your windshield.
darkdanc3r: (Last Unicorn)
2011-01-19 07:15 pm

What's a crafter to do?

So, what's a crafter to do when her glasses break and it'll be two weeks before she can replace them?

She makes a fix, of course! )
darkdanc3r: courtesy of PellimusPrime on LJ (WTF - Prowl)
2010-12-20 07:09 am

Yuletide!!

OMFG I just posted my Yuletide fic! I know, it's the due date, but I posted well before the last minute! It's 7 am and I posted! It's not the fic I really wanted to write, but writing something NaNo sized during the holidays is... crazy.

I'm crazy, I'm not that crazy.

I think.
darkdanc3r: (Last Unicorn)
2010-11-15 08:46 pm

Dear Yulegoat!

Thank you, even though I don't know who you are! I can't wait to see what you can come up with from my admittedly sketchy requests.

text )
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2010-11-13 03:12 pm

Meep

Okay, so my last post should have read 'fail iminent' rather than 'flail iminent.' The craft show didn't go so well.

However, this post has nothing to do with that. I'm being dragged to Naka-Kon in February but I don't have a room. Is there anyone at all in the Kansas City area who might have floor space for a weekend? The Kon is February 18th through 20th (starts on my birthday!) Anyway there's time for me to try to find a hotel room, but if I don't have to drive in KC I'd rather not. It gives me the willies.
darkdanc3r: (Last Unicorn)
2010-11-06 05:16 pm

Flail iminent...

EEEP OMG FIRST CRAFT SHOW THAT'S GOT MY STUFF IN IT OMG!!!!!!!

Ahem. Yes. Sorry. not really

Sunday Nov. 7th is going to be the first official launch of DreamHaven Designs as an entity. I have business cards and an online site and now I'll have a booth at one of the biggest craft shows in Mid-Missouri! Anyone interested in dropping by to see what some of the artists and artisans of CoMo can create should drop by the Hearnes Center on Stadium Blvd. in Columbia Mo tomorrow from 11am to 4pm.

This is a big one for me because I've never sold anything of my own at a show like this.
darkdanc3r: Knowing is half the battle. The other half is violence. (Half the battle)
2010-10-17 10:52 pm

Need Well Wishes

Okay, folks, I beg all of you for the most well-wishes and strong thoughts you can give me. When I get up tomorrow morning, I am going to the library to officially terminate my job. Not give two weeks notice, or ask to be released.

I am going to talk to the Director of the Libraries, and I'm going to tell him that I quit. And why I quit.

I'm tired of the abuse, and I'm finally doing something about it.